WARNING: THE FOLLOWING YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE MAY CONTAIN YOU KNOW WHAT’S!!! TURN BACK IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS HALLOWEEN/NIGHTMARE NIGHT EPISODE THAT CAME OUT EARLY ON ITUNES LAST MONTH!!!!!
We Now Join Our Regularly Scheduled (“SPOOKY”) Review, Already in Progress-
PREVIOUSLY ON “THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN”:
THE REVIEW MASTER (PRESENT): Ugh, this again. We always have to face off against each other and as long as I’m here, I’ll have to– *Portal Opening Up* What’s that noise?
THE REVIEW MASTER (FUTURE): Hmm. Sounds like– Oh no.
THE REVIEW MASTER (PRESENT): What?
THE REVIEW MASTER (FUTURE): It’s–It’s– *Sucking Both Present and Future Review Master and All Clones*
EVERYBODY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! DETECTIVE! SCRIPT PERSON!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!– *Portal Closes*
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Well, that takes care of them.
SCRIPT PERSON: Gee, I wonder where they went to now?
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Oh, don’t worry! They’ll be fine! But, the one thing I need to worry about is getting back to my office and cleaning up the mess those clones made. And to also say good-bye to the audience. As always, I’m The Detective Librarian and we’ll see you all in my next review AKA my 80th review!! Bye-bye, small childrens!
THE REVIEW MASTER (PRESENT): Ugh, where are we?
THE REVIEW MASTER (FUTURE): We’re in some sort of portal that leads us into time and space!!!
THE REVIEW MASTER (PRESENT): OH AND WE WERE SO CLOSE!! SO CLOSE THIS TIME INTO DEFEATING OUR–
THE REVIEW MASTER (FUTURE): Hey, LOOK AHEAD!!!
THE REVIEW MASTER (PRESENT): What? Is THAT?!
THE REVIEW MASTER (FUTURE): It’s a–
BOTH PRESENT AND FUTURE REVIEW MASTER: ALIEN MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: But, at least that the next episode will be the series’ second Halloween/Nightmare Night special, which is WAY better for October, if you will!– *Portal Opening*
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: What the– What. IS THAT????!!!!
TED THE SCRIPT PERSON: WOAAAHHH!!!! DETECTIVE, HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: TED!! GRAB MY HAND!!!
TED THE SCRIPT PERSON: I CAN’T!! HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!– *Portal Closes*
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Oh, no!! TED, WHERE ARE YOU??!!! I need to get you back, now!!!! Where could he be????………
TED THE SCRIPT PERSON: *Portal Opens and Closes, While Bringing Ted Here- Ugh, where am I?
??????: Well, you’re stuck here, WITH ME!!!!
THE REVIEW MASTER (PRESENT)???: And me!
THE REVIEW MASTER (FUTURE)???: With me, TOO, Script Person!!!!
TED THE SCRIPT PERSON: Actually, it’s Ted now, guys!!!
THE REVIEW MASTER (FUTURE)???: Oh, sorry, “Ted”!
??????: Anyways, GUARDS, bring him into the Conversion Chamber!!!!
TED THE SCRIPT PERSON: Wait, where are you guys taking me??! NO, STOP, DETECTIVE, HELP ME!!!!!!
LINKS TO PREVIOUS REVIEWS:
Season 3: Review #11: “MLP: FIM: Season 3: Episode 3: “Too Many Pinkie Pies”
Season 3: Review #26: “MLP: FIM”: Season 5: Episode 20: “Hearthbreakers”
-Now, Onto the Actual Review-
-Prologue, The Detective Librarian’s Office, 5:45 PM-
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN:….*UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!*
SHINING ARMOR: Hey, Detective! What’s wrong?
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Oh, it’s nothing. But, ever since Ted got sucked into that bizarre portal, I’ve been suffering through a mental depression over him. I’m not sure where it took him and if he’s okay or not. Besides, today’s episode focuses on the new “MLP: FIM” Halloween/Nightmare Nighr special that’s supposed to be airing on TV tomorrow on Halloween Day, but came out on iTunes early on September 21, 2015!
SHINING ARMOR: Well, look at the bright side. Besides, this is your perfect chance to share your thoughts on an episode that you forgot to review, but saved it up for the end of October.
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Well, I guess your right. But, I’m gonna need your help to find Ted and bring him back and discover what’s going on.
SHINING ARMOR: Really? How can I help?
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Well, you can help me do research on those mysterious portals that keep randomly popping up and taking my friends/enemies to an unknown location, probably.
SHINING ARMOR: Alright. But, who’s going to look after my job as Captain of the Royal Guard and duty at the Crystal Empire with my wife, Cadence? After all, she’s currently handling a situation that involves a Crystal Pony getting injured, here’s footage of how the incident happened!:
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Oh, I’m sure she’s fine! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some reviewing to do, once again, while you have investigating to do! So, adios!
SHINING ARMOR: Aye, aye, Detective!
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Yeah, as you can tell, this episode is the 2nd Halloween– I mean, Nightmare Night special in the series. Even though we kinda got some sort-of Spooky episodes in the last few seasons like “Sleepless in Ponyville” in Season 3, “Castle Mane-ia” in Season 4, “Bloom and Gloom” from Season 5, etc…. Well, at least the last time we had a Nightmare Night special was in Season 2, titled “Luna Eclipsed”, where Luna returned with her new and awesome look, as well as more popular memes of the show. But, let’s put them aside for now and focus on the newest Halloween/Nightmare Night special, “Scare Master”, which was first released early on iTunes on September 21, 2015, before it comes out on Halloween tomorrow on October 31, 2015. Since it’s the end of October, I’m going to review this episode right now and guess what, it’s a Fluttershy episode and let’s just assume that this episode will hopefully be a good one, since Flutter’s one of my favorite characters, even though her episodes have been decent or bad at times. Is this episode going to be a good Fluttershy and Halloween episode/special, well, let’s find out, by taking a look at “Scare Master”!
So, we start off this episode at Fluttershy’s cottage where Flutter is hiding there because her least favorite holiday, Nightmare Night/Equestria’s version of Halloween, is today and because she’s a coward, Flutter is afraid to go outside. Well, at least Halloween isn’t that bad, even though I prefer Christmas better than you-know-what. As soon as Fluttershy is relieved that she’s found her bed the perfect hiding spot until morning, her bratty pet bunny, Angel storms in to remind her that he’s out of carrots, meaning that Flutter will have to go out into the Nightmare Night festivities in Ponyville. She nervously goes through the Nightmare Night preparations in Ponyville and encounters Big Macintosh and Granny Smith, who are preparing for their Corn Maze that the Mane Six will be going to at Sweet Apple Acres, later. As Granny Smith tells Flutter about the Corn Maze’s attractions and uses her wicked witch laughter, it (of course) scares Fluttershy and it leads her to Twilight Sparkle/”Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle”‘s castle. Gee, and I thought that everybody else in town were mean to Flutter, but Granny Smith really is a mean-scare towards Flutter. In that case, she might be added to Fluttershy’s Biggest Fears List, okay, maybe not.
Anyways, Fluttershy continues her search for carrots inside Twilight’s Castle, where a shadow comes towards her, which is actually Spike the Dragon in a Two-Headed dragon costume, with him as one of the heads.:
Whoopity, hoopity, another scene where Spike does something stupid that the fans would just ignore him and focus on the Mane Six and other characters of the show! This time, it’s on a double-headed dragon, but, Spike, a MUCH better costume for you would definitely be your stereotypical Western movie suit from “Owl’s Well That Ends Well”!:
But, I digress, Spike tells Flutter that every year on Nightmare Night, she spends most of her time, locked up in fear in her cottage and she has to celebrate this holiday with her friends. Fluttershy decides to take Spike’s advice and join the rest of her friends at the Castle library, where they’re telling each other scary stories (and pretty generic and silly ones at that) and if I were here, I would definitely tell them BETTER scary stories like “Shed 17”, “Sonic EXE”, bad movies like “Food Fight”, “Mac & Me”/the rip-off of “E.T.”, etc… She tells her idea of partaking in celebrating Nightmare Night and everyone is delighted over it and they get to the Carousel Boutique, where Flutter chooses her Nightmare Night costume. The Mane Six’s costumes for this year are:
1.) Twilight Sparkle as a Spartan
2.) Pinkie Pie as a Disco Skater
3.) Applejack as What looks like the Cowardly Lion from “The Wizard of Oz”, which means that it could be a sign that she may act as a lion, but whatever!
4.) Rarity as a mermaid/Merpony
5.) Rainbow Dash as a astronaut/similarity to Buzz Lightyear from “Toy Story”
6.) Fluttershy as a simple black dress/a party girl, but without a party mask on
Well, why not go as your Vampire Fruit Bat form, “Flutterbat”, oh wait, it may bring back memories from Season 4 and cause many bronies and pegasisters to go wild over your Flutterbat form! So, the dressed-up Mane Six get to Sugarcube Corner to play some Nightmare Night/Halloween games, such as put the horn on Nightmare Moon/Luna’s evil form after a thousand years/moons ago, bobbing apples, and getting a free candy bag with our heroes’ faces crayon-drawn on them. But, Flutter’s fears sadly ruin the fun and feels terrible for doing so. This gives Twilight the suggestion to have Flutter come up with her own kind of spooky-scaring and Fluttershy agrees to do that and have it take place at her cottage. She does it when the Mane Six arrive at her cottage and it’s kind of a fail-scare and how does it go?:
I have to admit, the reference to ponies being in anime was kinda funny and it makes me chuckle when I see it. As you can tell, the Mane Six are impressed over Flutter doing her best to make the tea party seem scary, but they weren’t frightened at all. So:
As her friends leave to get to the Haunted Corn Maze from earlier, Fluttershy decides it’s finally time to take BIG steps, instead of baby steps and she decides to have her and Angel to come up with an “EVIL” plan to impress her friends. Meanwhile, Twilight and her friends arrive at the Corn Maze, where Granny Smith greets them with her “Horse meme” costume and they go inside the maze. Hopefully, they won’t make a reference to the corn field scenes in the movie, “Signs”, *UGH* and I can just smell a reference to a “Homestar Runner” cartoon, like “Most in the Graveyard” or even missoliverandblossom/DaWillstanator’s “Thomas”-parody series, “T&F”, Halloween 2009 special, “Lost in the Scrapyard”.
SHINING ARMOR: Actually, they don’t!
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Oh, good, but “Lost in the Scrapyard” was funny, but, (AGAIN), I digress.
As they go through the Corn Maze with a bunch of tricks and traps of fake bones, fake eyeballs, and getting a funny scene of Big Macintosh pretending to be a mummy and failing to do so when he does his usual “Eeyup” quote, they realize that someone/something is watching/following them. Suddenly, a pair of glowing ghosts pop up and chase them into an underground tunnel/cave, where they are trapped inside. As they venture through the tunnel, AJ gets scared by a skeleton that represents Granny Smith and she reveals that the scary things they’ve encountered weren’t actually the things that she and the Apple Family actually planned in the Corn Maze, leaving that someone else planted those tricks and traps in the first place. This causes the Mane Six to get really intimidated by it and then a sea monster comes out of nowhere and chases them into a spiderweb, where they get stuck, but Twilight uses her magic to escape and lead them to the edge of a cliff and the end of the tunnel. Just then (oh, you’re gonna go crazy for this), Fluttershy’s Vampire Fruit Bat form, “Flutterbat”, returns and scares our heroes! Since Flutterbat is back, let’s play some heavy metal/rock music to suit her theme, guys!!!:
As Flutterbat notices the Mane Six’s scared faces, she snaps out of her act and apologizes for scaring them, while revealing that she made Flutterbat as a costume in this scene. It’s revealed that Fluttershy created the scary adjustments to the maze with the help of Granny Smith and had her animal friends like her pet bear, Harry, be the sea monster, her spider to create the spiderweb, and have her fireflies to be the ghosts. The Mane Six praise Fluttershy’s excellent attempts to make the Corn Maze even scarier, but Flutter admits that she doesn’t like to see her friends in grave danger and still, Nightmare Night isn’t her “Cup of Tea” and her friends accept her opinion and they go home. At her cottage, Fluttershy realizes that hiding under bed, reading is what she’s always wanted to spend Nightmare Night and her animal friends agree with her. Well, at least she’s not afraid of it anymore, but she’s always afraid, but still a great character. 😉
So, that was “Scare Master” and is it a good Halloween/Nightmare Night episode and better than the last special? Well, even though this episode was very predictable, I actually enjoyed it. Although, it is good, but not my favorite, it’s still predictable but a good watch. The plot was predictable, the humor was well done as always, the animation has gotten better as usual, and of course “FLUTTERBAT” came back, but only for a short while, which is disappointing. Also, if I was in charge of making the Corn Maze in this episode, I would make the adjustments out of the following:
1.) Have it a mixture of both showing stuff from “Shed 17” and “Five Nights at Freddy’s”, even though kids would pee/poop in their pants, even though ponies are always naked and would do it on the ground
2.) Make it take place at the Everfree Forest or a cemetary/graveyard, even though it can be dangerous
3.) Make it seem like an actual horror movie
Gee, I wonder how other people would think of it? But, I can speculate, overall, when the story was predictable, this episode was predictable as well. But, it doesn’t stop me from liking it, it does show a good moral that something your friends do doesn’t have to be your “Cup of Tea” and just do what you want to celebrate and enjoy. It leaves me from giving this episode a 6/10, it could’ve been a little bit better, but the humor and everything else was still well done. I’m The Detective Librarian and October is ALMOST OVER, just ONE MORE Halloween special! I don’t even care if it’s in the “Middle of Nowhere”!!
SHINING ARMOR: Did you say “The Middle”?
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Oh, no! NOT ANOTHER “MIDDLE” EPISODE!!!! By the way, did you find anything, Shining?
SHINING ARMOR: Yes, I did. There’s this weird symbol that has a circle and a dotted line in the top to the bottom.
THE DETECTIVE LIBRARIAN: Okay, we’ll analyze it later. SINCE THERE’S ANOTHER “MIDDLE” EPISODE, THAT MEANS–
FRANKIE HECK: ME!!! Frankie Heck from “The Middle”!! HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!! Guess who’s back, everybody??!!! HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
-TO BE CONTINUED-